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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

Dude, I just tagged you because talking about someone without them knowing is a dick move, even if it is praise :maybe

And I just replied because I felt like it.

BTW, since we can't post stuff from Fanverse in their own version of this thread, I'll mention that there was a guy who was claiming that current Goku would lose to (canon, game, non-crossover) Ryu...
 

It's literally just "the little I watched again" because he puts down 2 Fate characters for Spiritual Entities and Dark Gathering(I don't know this) and not even say someone from Bleach or YYH(atleast in the Spirit World side) and for Magic Users it's just the most obvious picks alongside Gojo because of course...
I find it hilarious that dude is acting like Limitless has some way of bypassing God Hand when it not only wouldn't, it wouldn't even happen before Heracles just bypasses the fucker and split him open like an egg.
 

  1. Yoriichi (Demon Slayer)
  2. Takamura (Sakamoto Days)
  3. Samura (Kagurabachi)
  4. EOS Kaneki (Tokyo Ghoul Re:)
  5. Itachi (Naruto Part 1)
  6. Macht (Frieren)
  7. Ozen (Made In Abyss)
  8. Wrath (FMAB)
  9. Skull Knight (Berserk)
  10. ULTIMATE kars (JJBA Part 2)
  11. Cursed Bunrei TaiSai (Dark Gathering)
  12. Guido (The Witch and The Beast)
  13. Klause (Kekkai Sensen)
  14. Mestelexil (Ishura)
  15. Pre rose Meruem (HxH)

He still absolutely fucked this lineup something fierce... I don't know how Macht is above Itachi, Skull Knight is above so many people as well as Wrath, EOS Kaneki should be MUCH higher considering the absurdity of how ridiculous Tokyo Ghoul can get and Ultimate Kars shouldn't be that high up either. I don't know alot of these other series for where they should be placed so if anyone more knowledgeable want to throw their hat in the ring.
 
Regular humans have magical energy in Fate, just not a noteworthy amount.

Siriel has said enough stupidity in this thread so I'm just going to focus on one and call it a day on him as a whole:
No? Regular Humans do not have Magical Energy like that unless you mean Walking and Breathing(Which is an extremely advanced technique that not even Kuzuki could do at it's zenith) or the Od that comes from their Souls which only works if they have Magical Circuits... which most regular humans don't have...
He's trying to desperately get that parallel that JJK and Fate are the same so that Void Shiki won't be like Maki... when all he could say is that verse equalization exists and thus, it's pointless anyway.


Why would it turn them into sitting ducks? Have you forgotten that both of them can use RCT to heal CT burnout?

I'm 100% certain that due to the nature of Domains, Shiki cutting the Domain apart would not only fuck the hell out of Gojo and Sukuna, it would most definitely permanently end the technique due to the nature of how MEoDP works...

Still weird anyway they think UV would work on her considering even the movies let alone the LN full on show Void does have a great deal of access to The Root to be able to tell future info on Shiki Ryougi from the Present... and she doesn't have a Clairvoyance ability of any kind.

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"I will prove that the NA Official Translation is shit!"
三千大千世界:EX
本来は宝具扱いのスキル。
鈴鹿御前の愛剣、顕明連(けんみょうれん)を朝日に当てる事で三千大千世界…あらゆる世界、並行世界すらも太刀の中に作り出し見渡す事が出来る。
……それが何を意味するか、鈴鹿御前は語らない。
長時間使用すると英霊としての資格を剥奪される。

Trichiliocosm: EX
A skill that would originally be treated as a Noble Phantasm.
By exposing Suzuka Gozen's favorite sword - the Kenmyōren - to the morning sun, it is possible to create and survey the trichiliocosm (all worlds, including parallel worlds) in the blade.
...Suzuka Gozen does not reveal what sort of meaning this has.
If employed for a long period of time, her qualifications as a Heroic Spirit will be revoked.
Sanzen Daisensekai: EX
A skill that would normally be a Noble Phantasm.
This skill represents trichiliocosm, a concept that explains the Buddhist cosmology and understanding of the multiverse.
When the morning light reflects upon Suzuka Gozen's beloved sword Kenmyouren, the Sanzen Daisensekai appears. Various worlds and even parallel worlds can be created within the sword and be witnessed there.
...The meaning behind all of this is something that Suzuka Gozen never speaks about.
If used for a long period time, her rights as a Heroic Spirit are stripped away.

Someone rightfully states it's the same shit
"W-Well it says something different and thus that means it's ass!"

GaRbS... baby, holy fucking shit :risigif

If you want to actually point out the potential problems with the translation, you might as well gone with Altria, the Tam Lin or the Pruning Theoretical Phenomenon or the Chronicle Theoretical Phenomenon, you know? Things I have seen plenty of Fate translators actually have issues with even though I believe plenty of those is Nasu/Type-MOON edicts. Do not use what is literally an official translation that ultimately hits the same vibe as the Japanese version...
Might as well say the official translation is ass because Meltlilith is the "official fantranslation" people still use to this day rather than Meltryllis. :maury
 
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Outside of Sheldon acting absolutely stupid and GaRbS and Siriel being... themselves, the thread surprisingly has alot of people not being stupid for that day and actually pointing out Open Domains actually do have barriers, Unlimited Void isn't an unlimited info dump and that Sukuna doesn't spam thousands of Dismantles at once and just a few at the most.

People might as well throw in the Shiki dodging a pointblank Carbomb explosion with C4(Mach 29) and Shiki with a Sword >>>> Shiki with a Knife and that's it, normal Ryougi already speedblitz both of them, Shiki with a Sword annihilates them and while Void Shiki as how people wank her is retarded... she's still an absolute monster that would basically vape JJK just by existing.
 



He still absolutely fucked this lineup something fierce... I don't know how Macht is above Itachi, Skull Knight is above so many people as well as Wrath, EOS Kaneki should be MUCH higher considering the absurdity of how ridiculous Tokyo Ghoul can get and Ultimate Kars shouldn't be that high up either. I don't know alot of these other series for where they should be placed so if anyone more knowledgeable want to throw their hat in the ring.

He said the list was in no particular order, but that kind of means that it's not really a gauntlet though.
 


The amount of people in this thread that think Doomguy could either beat the Emperor (doesn't matter what version) or even kill a Chaos God permanently is staggering :giogio
 
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I get that not everyone has the time for something, but if you do, it takes seconds to search up "(book name) pdf" on whatever search engine you use and find near anything at all. It's the first result, it's right there

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Did this guy just try to say that Semiramis in Apocrypha is not the same person as Semiramis in FGO?...

What is wrong with Fate fans nowadays.
 
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Did this guy just try to say that Semiramis in Apocrypha is not the same person as Semiramis in FGO?...

What is wrong with Fate fans nowadays.

It's a different version of her......or so she pretends because she absolutely remembers everything and is still sweet on Amakusa. She's keeping her distance because she doesn't want to interfere now that he's been properly summoned as well.
 
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Did this guy just try to say that Semiramis in Apocrypha is not the same person as Semiramis in FGO?...

What is wrong with Fate fans nowadays.

It's as Split stated, she remembers and is just playing coy because she's a Tsundere and doesn't want their shit to be out in the open. Amakusa does similar and also plays it coy as well but will admit it here and there. This is also dumber considering she straight up asks you if she can kill Shakespeare which would only come about if she fully remembers Apocrypha and not just fragments.

EDIT: Ultimately, it's less that people who play Fate or FGO is stupid and more of the typical issue when it comes to gachas:
People who want to play gachas may not care for the story and skip... or just forget because it's a longrunner and people tend to run off of memory and is not like us and actually go and look for info first.
 
It's a different version of her......or so she pretends because she absolutely remembers everything and is still sweet on Amakusa. She's keeping her distance because she doesn't want to interfere now that he's been properly summoned as well.

It's as Split stated, she remembers and is just playing coy because she's a Tsundere and doesn't want their shit to be out in the open. Amakusa does similar and also plays it coy as well but will admit it here and there. This is also dumber considering she straight up asks you if she can kill Shakespeare which would only come about if she fully remembers Apocrypha and not just fragments.

He is trying to say that "Having memory of a person doesnt make you that person, the prove is Semiramis here: see her line! She remembers Apocrypha but she said Apocrypha Semiramis isn't the same person as her!"

This guy is saying these 2 are not even the same person because of that line.

They definitely arent the same. The “her” is the copies that was send to Apocrypha, they are different from the copies in FGO. Why else would Semiramis instantly move on so quickly in fgo if her last moment is literally kissing Amakusa in apocrypha. Because she knows that Fgo and Apocrypha versions are different to each other thats why she doesn’t even love Amakusa in the first place in fgo since she knows they arent the same version.

"They are not the same copy therefore they are not the same person. Thats why she didn't like Amakusa!"

They are different copy because different timeline, yes but they are still the same person.
 
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He is trying to say that "Having memory of a person doesnt make you that person, the prove is Semiramis here: see her line! She remembers Apocrypha but she said Apocrypha Semiramis isn't the same person as her!"

This guy is saying these 2 are not even the same person because of that line.



"They are not the same copy therefore they are not the same person. Thats why she didn't like Amakusa!"

They are different copy because different timeline, yes but they are still the same person.

Judging by that guy saying something about Semi "belonging" to Ritsuka I'm guessing he's just gooning over her. :catskully
 
Very uphill of a situation, but with a carefully coordinated assault the swarmlord could figure out what he does first thing before sending in a main force (the swarmlord when not cursed by shitass matt ward writing is very competent and a great fighter), and maybe give the force a chance to adapt. In the Space Marine 2 opening level, it was said that it would take the local hive fleet an hour to adapt to a virus bomb, which does stuff on a greater scale than old man shaggy here. Only issue is the force still needs to actually kill him... and for some reason OP included 50000 hive tyrants? At that point he just gets obliterated by as many strong psykers as can get in range

OP gave them 5 hive ships on top of the 50k (+ 1 swarmlord) essentially immortal hive tyrants which is still the most baffling part of the entire OP
 
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