Transformers feats/discussion

[grillmaster]

one of the OGs

 

[grillmaster]

this random dude can make magnitude 7 earthquakes with his steps

i fucking love these absurd ass backstories, like needlenose had a microchip fashion business on cybertron but optimus and other autobots pointed out how it was absurd and unnecessary, and it fell out of style

so he joined the goddamn decepticons

 

[grillmaster]

bucket head himself

"control the entire universe and beyond" what

here it says city block but hes easily mountain level everywhere else
it points out how concentrated his blasts can be nonetheless (so my theory about megatrons gun mode being more concentrated is also canon, man i keep winning)

 

[grillmaster]

The power of a combiner team is multiplied beyond the sum of its parts

Devastator

He can put a mile deep crack in the earth with a single punch

 

[grillmaster]

Razorclaw's vibrating sonic sword can obliterate the molecular bonds of his enemies

 

[grillmaster]

Skullcruncher's tissue demolecularization gun (what a name) turns metal soft and weak (his marvel bio describes it as "rubbery")

 

[grillmaster]

SCOURGE, THE HUNTSMAN

He can track his prey from one end of the galaxy to the other
He is armed with disintegrator beams that can completely destroy the molecular bonds of his targets, and dissipate them
blud can vaporize your molecules its over

 

[grillmaster]

I intentionally saved scourge for last cause of course now for the arch enemy himself
not much here, except for

"After the Big Bang that created the known universes"

 

[Thirteen prime]

His section within the Ultimate Guide book states his punch leaves a half-mile-wide hole and causes 20 miles shockwaves.

 

[grillmaster]

Megatron's perfect Optimus clone vs a seemingly perfect Starscream clone

watch him evading Starscream's null ray barrage

 

[Doronbo_Shirake]

Made a post about Primax 984.0 Gamma's Spider-Man.

Respect Marvel Comics' characters

Thorion of Earth-9602 (Marvel) /Earth-1996 (DC). Thorion, an amalgam of Thor and Orion, is the son of Odin the Highfather and wielder of the Astro-force, the protector of New Asgod for thousands of years. Thorion spins his hammer and blocks some blasts, then hits the ground with it, causing a...

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[Thirteen prime]

Superhuman Spike:
Spike not only survives (without bruising, or bleeding) a watermelon-sized snowball headshot (to the face) powerful enough to knock him off a cliff, but also rolling down said cliff with enough velocity to knock over several full-sized Autobots without so much as breaking a bone. In fact, he just gets up and is smiling!
Spike falls and nearly drowns in Arctic water, and somehow is not overcome by hypothermia. It probably helps that both he and his clothes dry out about five seconds after being pulled out.
Both Spike and Sparkplug seem none the worse for wear after being casually tossed onto solid ice by Starscream.

The Autobots can apparently drive from the United States to the Arctic in a fairly short amount of time.

Fire in the Sky - Transformers Wiki

tfwiki.net

 

[Thirteen prime]

His words would carry more meaning if quadratic equations weren't swarming all around like psychotic hornets. PiR hovers overhead until E=MC smashes it out of the way. And then... abject chaos as 2PiR's dogfight with C=186,000 mph's.

@grillmaster

 

[grillmaster]

His words would carry more meaning if quadratic equations weren't swarming all around like psychotic hornets. PiR hovers overhead until E=MC smashes it out of the way. And then... abject chaos as 2PiR's dogfight with C=186,000 mph's.
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@grillmaster

oh yeah this is from Singularity Ablyss im pretty sure, hes describing a realm of pure information, which humorously enough, just so happens to match a trippy dimension full of mathematics that Rodimus saw in G1 upon entering the Matrix

 

[grillmaster]

Superhuman Spike:
Spike not only survives (without bruising, or bleeding) a watermelon-sized snowball headshot (to the face) powerful enough to knock him off a cliff, but also rolling down said cliff with enough velocity to knock over several full-sized Autobots without so much as breaking a bone. In fact, he just gets up and is smiling!
Spike falls and nearly drowns in Arctic water, and somehow is not overcome by hypothermia. It probably helps that both he and his clothes dry out about five seconds after being pulled out.
Both Spike and Sparkplug seem none the worse for wear after being casually tossed onto solid ice by Starscream.

The Autobots can apparently drive from the United States to the Arctic in a fairly short amount of time.

Fire in the Sky - Transformers Wiki

tfwiki.net

dont forget Chip ripping a floppy disk apart with his bare hands (that is NOT how floppy disks work)

 

[Doronbo_Shirake]

 

[Thirteen prime]

 

[grillmaster]

excuse me what the fuck

 

[grillmaster]

excuse me WHAT

 

[grillmaster]

this is less absurd though still impressive, blast off can hit targets from 12,000 miles up, i wonder how strong his x-ray laser must be to operate at this distance