Tbh I’d talked myself into thinking he was just scum and then his first post in the game thread was calling me brain dead and I legit couldn’t be arsed lol
But I always thought if I was wrong then he’d be able to shoot someone so
Tbh I’d talked myself into thinking he was just scum and then his first post in the game thread was calling me brain dead and I legit couldn’t be arsed lol
But I always thought if I was wrong then he’d be able to shoot someone so
TRUMP was on his campaign tour, speaking at a rally to his adoring constituents. More than ever, people wanted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and put ol' Joe into a nursing home.
Trump touched upon his usual talking points - Criminal Democrats, building a wall, CHINYA. He then racked his brain for some commentary on some more recent news, and arrived at the assassination of AoC.
"Ah right AoC! Did you hear what happened there? Tragic, just tragic. I mean she was a communist, did sort of have it coming. But MAN did she have some great knockers!"
The crowd cheered.
His squinted eyes darted around. Among red hats and peachy skin tones he saw something that caught his eye. An unassuming white guy dressed covertly in MAGA gear was staring right at him. Unflinching, unmoving. And his eyes were glowing red.
"Who...who are you?" Trump stammered. The crowd started to become confused. The man had not budged a single inch. Slowly he started to catch the attention of the audience. The man removed his hat, and everyone recognized him as president JOE BIDEN.
"Now listen up here, Fat." he declared. He raised his right arm robotically, palm facing trump. The flesh on his hand had retreated and revealed a hole which began to glow. He was charging up a beam!
"What are you doing? These people aren't supposed to know you're a cyborg!" Trump panicked, and tried to leverage Biden blowing his cover against him, but it was fruitless to bargain with the machine. "Security, fire!", he shouted. The crowd panicked and scattered, and the bullets had no effect on Biden.
His laser was charged.
Magic was lynched:
Welcome to WEF Mafia! You are Trump, Clown World aligned
You possess the following abilities:
[Stump] After death, you may continue to post
Wincon: Eliminate all threats to Clown World
Night 6 begins and will end when I have all actions submitted
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