So I posted this on the discord already, but some asshat broke into the unit next to mine today. Both my neighbor and me are fine, so no worries there (she was out when it happened). No, the reason I bring this to y'all's attention is the method by which the intrusion was discovered. After somehow getting in without triggering the alarm, this ballsy motherfucker *walks out the front door*, triggers the alarm, and then just fucking sits down and puts his goddamn shoes on before walking off cool as a cucumber. The absolute audacity of this fool has me in awe. It also has me in stitches because we have his face on camera so he's headed to jail if the small army of my neighbors cousins and nephews that showed up don't find him first :skully