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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 1: OBD 2027 prologue edition

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The truly hilarious part about the Fate Rant? EVERYTHING about it is wrong.
From what he uses as info on Bellerophron only moving at 400KM-500KM:


I didn't know supposedly was meant to be definitive...

To trying to say Gordius Wheel can only move at 400KM as well "as it makes more sense"... despite there being a passage of it clearing 100 Meters to 0 in a blink of an eye:
To using the fact that Saber had "issues" with bullets despite the fact that they are being fired from Lancelot who turned into Servant killing Noble Phantasms which isn't hard to find out that they basically ignore physics and even how the weapon works entirely(Like turning a Flare into a Heat Seeking Missile)

And ONLY use F/SN and F/Z and not anything that contradicts it... like say FGO:

>Arjuna literally swatted some Servant enhanced Bullets like they was nothing

Lightning Using Servants exists(Genuine Lightning at that):




This shit isn't even hard to find, I literally took maybe 2 Hours to compile this up in the Nasuverse Thread and that's just the baseline from each series.

But nah, just sugarcoat nonsense and ignore the Lightspeed/FTL confirmation that happened a month ago... lol.
 

Paxton

One Sin and Hundreds of Good Deeds
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Yeah, isn't the whole point of several of his Labors stuff that he CAN'T have accomplished with physical strength alone?
He's a pretty crafty bastard all things considered.
 

Derpmaster9000

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Yeah, isn't the whole point of several of his Labors stuff that he CAN'T have accomplished with physical strength alone?
He's a pretty crafty bastard all things considered.
The labor of cleaning out the stables comes to mind first. Nigga just said "Fuck this, I ain't shoveling through shit till next week!" and proceeded to figure out there was a wall/dam nearby with water behind it, smashed it through, and sent the water crashing down and cleaning up his mess for him. Or in another version, went total CHAD and convinced a random ass nymph to flood it out for him, and in one version, had sex with her afterward. Man was just built different.
 

Mr.OMG

Paramount
The problem here is that Touma is not a good man. He is a psychologically sick man who should have been in the hospital a long time ago. To say that Touma is practically the biggest selfish person in the whole series is to say nothing. God, he's selfish enough to sacrifice all of humanity for his own happiness. As Hamazura said, you have to go through countless false layers to see the real Touma, who is entirely composed of selfishness. And that's to say nothing of his other not so good qualities, such as his obvious hypocrisy, which he doesn't even deny, on the contrary, Touma generally considers hypocrisy something good, his propensity for violence, it has been said that Touma always tries to solve problems with his fists, or that Touma is a born psychological manipulator who can very quickly find people's weaknesses and use them to his advantage. And so on, this quote explains it all very well. Any Servant who is not an idiot will sooner or later realize that Touma is not a good person.
 

I thought Touma was closer to Shirou Emiya but holy fuck, that sounds like a walking sociopath and yeah, he wouldn't last long at all in the Grand Order.
 

Stocking Anarchy

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