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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 4 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Snipes Malfoy and get his ass handed to him by everyone else.

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Round 1: Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter books and movies)
Round 2: Fern (Sousou no Frieren manga and anime)
Round 3: End of series Aang (Avatar the Last Airbender)
Round 4: Rhialto the Marvellous (Dying Earth books by Jack Vance)
Round 5: Elminster (Forgotten Realms) Killing Elminster once counts even though he would be resurrected.

Kiritsugu Emiya is given 1 month to prepare before being sent over to the world of a magic user. He appears at a random location within 10 kilometers of his target's base or home with knowledge of their name, appearance, and any of the target's abilities which are not kept secret. At the instant Kiritsugu transfers over, the target learns Kiritsugu's name, appearance, and the fact that he is trying to kill them, but they receive no knowledge of his abilities and no prep time.

Fate/Zero novel and anime feats for Kiritsugu. Everyone is in character, but Kiritsugu is as motivated as if he could save 1 billion people by killing his target.

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Yeah sure bud, I'm not sure about Number 4 but he kills everyone that isn't Elminister because again in character, Kiritsugu isn't an idiot who will just meet you head up unless you are already dead. Let's also ignore the stupid shit of pretending the Origin Round "only works on Magical Circuits" shit too because that was never true and he absolutely blows through everyone but potentially 4 and especially 5.
 
Something Nursery Rhyme should know of but pretends otherwise.
At this point Nursery is just an Extraverse stan that is butthurt because his psp game was powercreeped , he literally downplays Nasuverse as a whole MINUS Extra.

For the vs , Aoko with Blue has bullshit time defenses and attacks and by Nasu own words her time skills are even above Goetia's (from a Material , right now i don´t rembember the exact one) so what is suposed to do Sukuna ? throw cuts ?.
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Lol the first answer : ''can he counter Aoko time magic? ''
the moron called ''blood-stone'' : hE Can tIME tRavEl

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At this point Nursery is just an Extraverse stan that is butthurt because his psp game was powercreeped , he literally downplays Nasuverse as a whole MINUS Extra.

For the vs , Aoko with Blue has bullshit time defenses and attacks and by Nasu own words her time skills are even above Goetia's (from a Material , right now i don´t rembember the exact one) so what is suposed to do Sukuna ? throw cuts ?.

To be fair on the latter one, it's not that Aoko's Skills are better than Goetia's, but his ultimate plan is just a part of what the Fifth Magic can do.
It also doesn't help Aoko has no idea how to use her Blue to it's fullest... but that shouldn't matter outside of the Nasuverse(Where fucking with Time can literally break the Universe) meaning it's dumb to downplay her even without Blue due to the fact her basic ass Magecraft would blow the shit out of anyone in JJK like they believe Dismantle/Cleave operates.

And I can't even tell if NR is an Extraverse Stan because he downplays the character all the fucking time, even if it makes no sense and even if it doesn't even work in canon(It's really funny that Jabberwocky is everything they wank Mahoraga to be and yet, they believe Sukuna and anyone else can casually kill Jabberwocky).
 
And the so ''powerfull'' Sukuna's world cut was blocked by Maki , a character with 0 hax and with only physicals attacks.
there is more , World cut is so shitty that IT FAILED TO KILL ANYONE OTHER THAN GOJO :russ because Itadori , Maki ,Yuuta and Kasukabe manage to block or dodge that shit , the only time that skill ever landed is because Gege retconed an arc 1 mechanic.
 
ben 10 fans are very strange to me. i like the show, but the fans get a bit odd about powerscaling. Anyhow I couldn’t find anything in the show to get Alien X above 2-3 universes affected, and most of the stuff in this link is either misinterpretations or very weird stretching of author statements. Bizarre
 
And the so ''powerfull'' Sukuna's world cut was blocked by Maki , a character with 0 hax and with only physicals attacks.
there is more , World cut is so shitty that IT FAILED TO KILL ANYONE OTHER THAN GOJO :russ because Itadori , Maki ,Yuuta and Kasukabe manage to block or dodge that shit , the only time that skill ever landed is because Gege retconed an arc 1 mechanic.
Did Maki block or dodge it?
 
And the so ''powerfull'' Sukuna's world cut was blocked by Maki , a character with 0 hax and with only physicals attacks.
there is more , World cut is so shitty that IT FAILED TO KILL ANYONE OTHER THAN GOJO :russ because Itadori , Maki ,Yuuta and Kasukabe manage to block or dodge that shit , the only time that skill ever landed is because Gege retconed an arc 1 mechanic.

It's funny too because Spacebattles loves Sukuna using Dismantle cutting up a Skyscraper to show how potent it is... when the entire point of Dismantle is that it's more effective to block it the more CE you have to defend yourself against it...
And even then, it wasn't even the whole skyscraper, it was only like 5 stories of it and Sukuna only cut that to Bus sized chunks which only shows how shit it really is when it's not Malevolent Shrine.

And yeah, the fact that you had characters be able to actually BLOCK and LESSEN the damage of World Dismantle further shows how stupid it is for SB to pretend it's some type of ultra powerful spatial attack when it's just a basic spatial attack anyone in the Nasuverse with decent Magical Energy can defend against. It's been the common SB staple to downplay shit to pretend it's weaker than it is unless it's shown outright(And yeah, they will still downplay it), but they act like it takes Aoko years in VS. time to do Starlight Bowbreaker when it really doesn't).


Flat Snark Yield (Low End) = 1.015 megatons
Flat Snark Yield (Average) = 1.266 megatons
Flat Snark (High End) = 1.555 megatons

A reminder that JJK's best is sub kilotons...

And also for extra hilarity, Shizuki was running away from Aoko trying to kill him with her basic blasts because he would have died, the same Shizuki who was able to straight up destroy an Elemental's heart with his punches despite Aoko being able to split a tree in half with a kick did shit to it.
 
Bout to say I only remembered when she dodged it.

Even that disproved the early fanwank that World Slash was some higher dimensional, instantaneous, impossible to avoid slash though

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I remember the first days when that chapter first come out and SB niggas throw Sukuna vs Accelerator . :lolwat
Good to know that how the skills work , the vs ends with Sukuna dying with his own cut
 
I remember the first days when that chapter first come out and SB niggas throw Sukuna vs Accelerator . :lolwat
Good to know that how the skills work , the vs ends with Sukuna dying with his own cut

Gojo is still beyond ridiculous that people believe Infinity can stop anything... despite the story explicitly stating if you outstat Gojo in strength, speed and his and Infinity's thought process, you can bypass Infinity easily.

Which is made worse than Gojo is barely Town level, meaning anyone even remotely decent is stronger than him by a country mile.
 

Aleister is not that strong though. Dude was killed by a gun. what stops him from getting slaughtered?
An Aleister with 0 magical defenses up to speak of got "killed" (not even true, he regenerated from it, with the narration even stating that it didn't matter where the bullet was fired)?

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Yeah, that is what happened.
Stop ignoring context.


Not really. a gun was fired and he was killed. What i'm saying is his base stats aren't good, and that hes a Joker tier character similiar to Touma. The biggest problem with Aleister isn't that he can't be killed, it's that it's easy to kill him. Then you have all the Crowley hazards that need squashing.

Sure a theoretical BBB Kills them, but a Big bang bomb requires Aleister standing there, and creating a suggestion to each enemy to make them think theres a bomb coming. It's pretty unrealistic for it to be used here because:

A: Shinigami to stand there and do nothing
B: Be able to observe what Aleister is doing from a distance and understand the gestures hes doing.
C: For Aleister to actually use this when it's explicitly a last resort he saved for MG's.
D: For him to not die from beings many thousands of times faster than him. He gets blitzed.
No, people need to stop saying this.
He's a bonafide top tier, no way around it.

Now onto this nonsense..

1. It doesn't take more than a single handsign for Aleister to use Spiritual Tripping on someone, they don't need to stand around and do nothing for it to "land".

2. Same as above, they don't need to "understand" the gestures he makes for it to take effect, as that's not how Spiritual Tripping even works.

3. It's not a last resort, it's part of his standard arsenal of techniques (Blasting Rod and Spiritual Tripping in particular) that he uses in every fight.

4. Aleister getting blitzed by the people not even faster than Saints? Nice joke.


Yep. That's the wincon. I realised Azashiro was a thing after my first post. or I guess you could have Aizen KS Aleister and have him do all his bidding without Aleister himself realizing it.


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holy shit he's actually retarded

"it's a last resort he uses only against MGs"

he literally uses it against random ass organic monsters


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You don’t even need to bring in Aleister anyway.

Dude just sends out Kazakiri to deal with the Shinigami assuming the Level 5s and Touma haven’t already cleaned up the trash
 
He actually mentions that.

"Well for starters Fuze Kazakiri does not exist in BoS Toaru. Fuze Kazakiri is created with the virus used on Last Order on September 30th, so she won't have any participation in this battle."

I haven't read OT in a while, so I don't recall how true this is.
 
Start of Academy City. Gotta give the Bleach side a handicap by making it before anything happens.

Touma via Dragon Strike and the Level 5s are still more than enough
 
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