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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

People saying Mask beats Yushiro...the guy who almost killed Base Askin? :whatisthis

They're sitting acting like Yushiro wouldn't be able to work out that he needs to kill James, or that Mask wouldn't make the same mistake he did against Renji and nuke James himself while trying and failing to kill Yushiro.

Oh but I forget that Yushiro is a "glass cannon" because he went down to a couple of arrows...from an ELITE. :facepalm
For a second, I thought you were mentioning the Jim Carrey movie character/Dark Horse comics superhero, The Mask.

Lmao.
 

That was literally a Mana Bursted enhanced Strike Air...


I know even the Nasu "Defenders" in SB are basically full on full of shit but this is some next level stupid.


...Charlemagne isn't a fanboy of Artoria, the fuck is this man on?! He completely confused Richard with Charlemagne
Respecting the Knights of The Round as a fellow center of Knights =/= a fanboy


This is firmly dead ass pulled from his ass, there is nothing at all stating Charlemagne has any compatibility with Karna when that that point he faces Karna for real, his Spirit Origin was all about to vanish and his Spirit Core was deteriorating.
In comparison to his faceoff to Artoria in Route B, he was nowhere near as fucked up and still refused to fight her.

You can't even pull "but muh Extella" because in FGO, Charlemagne in even worse conditions destroyed Konstantinos and his NP with a single use of his despite the latter having a Grail that explicitly boosts him up.

Are people actually arguing Mordred is even comparable to Arturia in a level playing field?

The disarming thing is anime only and is immediately followed by the most disrespectful shitblitz imaginable. Mordred doesn't even actually land the blow, it was Morgan's curse.

Even leaving aside the various FGO interactions where a serious Arturia is literally a tier above the rest of her knights, Garden of Avalon makes it pretty clear both Gawain and Lancelot saw her as superior to themselves while they largely disregard Mordred.
 
Putting anyone in jjk against real Don, when his daughter Sancho, who already hand waves solos anyone but Mahoraga was put on life support after one big attack from real Don, when she was in good condition prior to it, and real Don was crippled 4 times over :aizen
Mahoraga is gonna adapt to the situation by cranking his wheel fast enough to get him the fuck outta there
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Are people actually arguing Mordred is even comparable to Arturia in a level playing field?
They are not only unironically invoking it, they are dead ass stating that Mordred in the manga is able to fight onpar with KARNA... despite the fact no she didn't even in the Manga and they never even remotely faced each other in the Anime or LN. Meanwhile Charlemagne must have held back against Artoria due to fanboyism despite the man will face down against Charles The Great despite how badly he got screwed over the first time.

The disarming thing is anime only and is immediately followed by the most disrespectful shitblitz imaginable. Mordred doesn't even actually land the blow, it was Morgan's curse.
Yes and they are ignoring that based on literally nothing despite the fact we literally see Mordred had her guard up and Artoria STILL shitblitzed the fuck out of her, making it even worse than Garden of Avalon's take.

Even leaving aside the various FGO interactions where a serious Arturia is literally a tier above the rest of her knights, Garden of Avalon makes it pretty clear both Gawain and Lancelot saw her as superior to themselves while they largely disregard Mordred.
And they ignore GoA because it's not officially translated... despite the fantranslation is fully completely and effortlessly easy to find to the point TvTropes basically finished putting in all of the required stuff about it on their page not even all that long ago...
It's even dumber because yeah, FGO and other Media very much state Artoria >> Her Knights in the same way that Charlemagne is stronger than his Knights or Richard The Lionheart is stronger than his dudes.
 
It speaks volumes when TheWorld dead ass lies about Diarmuid "easily dealing with" Artoria's strongest attack... when he never did because even her basic attacks was slowly fucking him up which is why he depending on Knight's Tactics to even score the only actual blow he got...

Diarmuid was already exhausted from having to fend off Artoria's attacks
Despite that, according to observers, Lancer would appear to have an advantage with his incessant attacks, the truth was not so.

Lancer was as good as exhausted from fending off Saber’s attacks since they first engaged. Despite his taunts he was also powerless to change the situation.
Diarmuid is only her "equal" in the anime with no context whatsoever which honestly shouldn't even be used as the main canon alone anyway for a series like the Nasuverse.


Charlie having an easier time with Karna because of his advantage over divinities isn't up for debate.

Having stronger Defenses doesn't mean shit against Karna whose Noble Phantasm basically kills anything it virtually hits unless you are just that tanky enough...
This is also stupid because the game itself? Karna overwhelms Charlemagne a few times even before the Vasavi Shakti clash...
So again, the hell is this proving at all that Charlemagne "had some overwhelming advantage against Karna but not Artoria" when it's just he is somewhat defensively stronger against the Divine?
 

I don't see why this means she's weaker than Artoria physically? It's talking about their overall stats in comparison to each other. That's Strength, Mana, NP etc which yeah, Artoria's are better overall
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Remember this for later because it's going to get even dumber from here...

As far as I'm aware, Artoria's strength stat on paper is only better than Mordred's while she's under Rin. Her other stat sheets consistently have her as a B to Mordred's B+ but she has better overall stats.
I love when Spacebattles suddenly act like Parameters matter... when they consistently believe Parameters are ass because they refuse to look up the Nasu Interview and FGO that not all Saint Graphs are built equal and thus that's why Parameters still matter.

Is there any reason this statement wouldn't be accounting for Artoria's own Mana Burst as well? Why would it say that Mordred's Mana Burst would let her fight equally with Artoria but exclude Artoria's own Mana Burst from the equation?
Oh so now we are pretending that Artoria literally doesn't benefit from the Servant body again after her death? Or are we just forgetting that her Mana Burst being able to equal Artoria's is a huge feat in and of itself despite Saber Alter going all out(Which IS still connected to Artoria's Mana Burst) is never done or replicated by Mordred in any capacity?

You quite literally provided the quote that says exactly that.
Remember that quote from earlier?!
I don't see why this means she's weaker than Artoria physically? It's talking about their overall stats in comparison to each other. That's Strength, Mana, NP etc which yeah, Artoria's are better overall
Ain't that a bitch that the person equally pointed out why Artoria is literally stronger than Mordred... is now suddenly wrong because somehow overall stats don't matter compared to Mana Burst... until they suddenly do? So somehow Mordred can boost herself to the same degree as Artoria despite having a weaker Saint Graph AND lower stats than Artoria does... but Artoria doesn't benefit from her own Mana Burst as well?

No matter how you stretch it(Whether or not their parameters include their Skills... which they don't), Mordred is not close to Artoria's league at all and it's Morgan's Curse that had her even "win" through mutual death and Mordred died IMMEDIATELY.
 
No, Gawain boasts that he could easily beat her in a conversation where they're trash talking each other. Which she replies to by saying that he's a dumbass, because Knights of the Round have the social interaction of elementary school children between each other.

This is not some in-depth discussion of their abilities.
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You know, I legit despise how Siriel and SB somehow took Gawain's point towards Mordred as a complete joke that somehow isn't serious... despite the fact that the nature of the joke doesn't mean it's not based on truth.
The entire point of the scene is that while it was one of their "jokes", it's literally based on the fact that Gawain would have murdered the shit out of Mordred and despite Mordred saying otherwise, she never actually denied Gawain could do so. Joke or no joke, that's not in Mordred's character to allow herself to be put down if she fully believes otherwise.

... Because B+ is higher than A.
Only when overclocking Siriel, it's not permanent...

Even if one went with your silly argument that Artoria's STR doesn't include Mana Burst despite repeated statement that she needs to constantly use Mana Burst in combat, that would then mean that Mordred's B+ doesn't include it either. Leaving Mordred... still with higher strength.
Same as before, just suddenly going with Parameters now without even trying to take into account the differences in Saint Graphs...
Or literally how their canon fight went.

She's lower in specs. Which indeed, she is.
Mordred: B+/B/A/B/D/A
Artoria: A/B/B/A/A+/A++

Higher STR conditionally, higher Endurance, lower magical energy, much lower luck, much lower NPs.
Again, we are just ignoring everything else as per usual because again, they cannot fathom that Mordred is ultimately... not that strong which has been proven in plenty of respects including FGO(The infamous True Name Release that did jack and of shit to Xiang Yu anyone?)

She fights equally with Artoria. This is not a question of pure physical strength, which is what we were talking about.
Yes... fight equally... should we just continue pointing out how Artoria shitblitzed Mordred or in every other dialogue with another version of Artoria, nothing is ever stated or shown Mordred is even in her league.

What are you talking about? It was never retconned. Fate/Stay Night states that Artoria is constantly using Mana Burst in combat which is why she keeps up with otherwise physically superior Servants. Hollow Ataraxia adds that unless she uses it she has the strength of a regular person. That's not a retcon, the two statements are telling you the same thing; Artoria with Mana Burst is how she's constantly seen in combat. Unlike Mordred, who explicitly gets it mentioned and has a scene specifically dedicated to showing the difference between having it on and off.

Her becoming a proper Heroic Spirit would change nothing, because she already had a Servant's body in Stay Night.

Yes, a Servant's body that she can't even go into Spiritual Form which is the most basic things Servants can do...
Despairing at the violent end to her Kingdom, Artoria called out to the World asking for a miracle to save Britain. With the planet being accepting of the end of civilisation, the Counter Force is not and, seeing her potential use, answers Artoria's call. In exchange for the fulfilment of her wish, Artoria's soul would belong to the Counter Force, becoming a Counter Guardian in service to Humanity instead of a Heroic Spirit. Willing to accept any price, Artoria agrees, but unknowingly falls into an infinite loop of hell where there can be no salvation.[26]

Her being a Counter Guardian under such a contract is extremely different than being a Servant recorded from the Throne and yes, it still carries over into Hollow Atraxia as she has to stop existing in that form for her to finally be put into Avalon and even begin to be in the Throne(Even if she's typically locked out).
A reminder that Jeanne D'Arc in Apocrypha was also a "Servant" despite basically having to be a Pseudo-Servant to truly manifest and thus also couldn't go into Spirit form.

There's no world where a direct reenactment of their legend, in the place where they killed each other, leads to anything but them killing each other.
Ah yes because somehow a "direct reenactment" that includes using their Noble Phantasms will somehow end with the same conclusion despite the fact it wouldn't...
I feel like Siriel again completely missed the fact that Alcides was able to avoid the worst of the Hydra Venom fucking him up despite that's what he DIED TO in legend and that it's not always an instant death for the Servant(Medb literally trained herself to attack any launched cheese at her on reflex, she doesn't suddenly choose to not block anything if someone launches cheese at her).
 

Isn't he stronger than anyone in bleach that doesn't scale to TYBW Kenpachi
no
few cheers mask could already be argue to be in the same tier as r2 ulquiorra, and a good chunk of SR can be scale to him

Come on man...
According to resent treats he has casual mountain strength and continental level striking at full power
My nuts that Deku is anything close to that! Is Deku Island level? Sure but casual Mountain level is a stretch.

Lanza is a VASTLY different way of applying damage than Izuku punching you in the face hard enough to level the surrounding kilometer.
One is an explosion, an EXTREMELY impressive explosion, but an explosion nonetheless, unless it goes off directly in your face you are not going to be taking the full force of said explosion (aka, I doubt Ulq scales to his own Lanza in durability, as in, I doubt he can tank it going off in his face) while the other is a quite literally fist-sized object impacting you hard enough that the bleedoff energy of the punch levels several miles worth of land around you and shreds the ground.
The amount of energy both contain could be 'equal', but by nature the punch is emitting WAY more energy directly into the target versus an explosion like Lanza.
Nursery Rhyme not understanding the concept of PSI and that Lanza Del Ralpago also works with PSI...
 

What, do you not get it?
The intent to attack Izuku STILL EXISTS even if his opponent is making themselves 'invisible' to reiatsu detection. Because Ulq is, yknow, having the intent of attacking Izuku as he does this, meaning Danger Sense should trigger to alert him to the threat (even if, somehow, it can't tell him what specifically) and dodge accordingly.
Danger Sense is PRECOG that only cares about if the danger source is going to be dangerous to Izuku based on intent.
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Nursery Rhyme not understanding the concept that if your precog literally can be disabled by simply loving them to death, then it's a shitty fucking precog because while Ulquirroa wanted to kill Ichigo, there was no genuine malice to it. Hell, the closest Ulquirroa even gets to genuine anger is when Ichigo refused to basically just take the L and despair and even that was short-lived.
And yes, Ulquirroa's entire character is the fact he lacked emotions and couldn't understand them so yeah, Deku's Danger Sense is TERRIBLE against him.

EDIT: I also find it funny that NR also forgot that Danger Sense can overwhelmed by having TOO MUCH Intent to Harm/Kill as what happened with Deku when he was in a crowd and got overstimulated by people wanting to go and take down someone.

It gives him a warning in advance and lets him know where the attack is coming from even if it's faster normally (See: Shigaraki using it to dodge what he couldnt before.)
This lets him outright dodge sneak attacks shot at him from kilometers away and sense future bad events.
Even its original user who wasn't that superhuman could do stuff like this with ease.
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Give me evidence of Reiatsu Sensing letting people see the future (Such as when Izuku was able to see that Gigantomachia was going to break out and kill everyone well in advance of it happening) and I'll back down, but I very much doubt it beyond a "something bad is going to happen" which is way different than Danger Sense which actively gives warnings of danger and acts like Spidey-sense.

It didn't work against Toga because she literally loved him too much rather than have any malice
It should work on Ulquirroa who barely has any goddamned emotion and tends to kill because he's ordered to with no malice behind it
Only even remotely shows any emotion due to consistently fighting Ichigo who refused to give up multiple times

Yeah Danger Sense is absolutely gonna work against Ulquirroa...

Who cares if it does? His tail is still nowhere close to as good as Black Whip and Black Chain is absolutely stronger than his tail by feats, you were the one who said having his tail was enough that Black Whip didn't matter when Black Whip is just obnoxious.
Literally none of those are anywhere close to as varied as what Izuku does with Black Whip (Aka, the actual attacks that resemble Black Whip), nor are they firing a few dozen and controlling them directly, and it's not like Ulq fought anyone who actually used that tactic either to say he'd somehow be good against it in this fight.

Like, again, Izuku can:
-Produce Black Whip from anywhere on his body. Like his hands, his back, hell even his mouth.
-He can produce a ton of the tendrils at once and en masse, and can explicitly stack them over each other to improve how much he's trapped something.
-Use Black Whip to stab things, wrap around things, and swing things around in tandem.
-Directly control each tentacle of Black Whip, including putting his 'soul' into it to pumpfake Shigaraki's Search which was tracking OFA.
-Use Black Whip inside his own body to fortify his muscles and tendons against attacks as well as make himself hit harder.
-Use Fa Jin with Black Whip to make the vastly stronger Black Chain, which could restrain and overpower Shigaraki.
-Use Black Whip as a massive defensive barrier, which he used to block Shigaraki's attack that functionally hit him across the country.
-Use it as a slingshot to massively amplify his speed and impact.
Nothing you showed is anywhere close to the stuff just Black Whip alone brings to the table in its lonesome (At least stuff that has actual comparison), and that's ignoring how Gearshift, Fa Jin, Danger Sense, and just his physical stats make it even worse to deal with. None of which actually matters to Ulq since he never uses any of it and never has any of it used on him.

It would be fairly difficult for Ulq to actually use his attacks if he's bound by Black Chain (aka, forcing his arms down), getting swung around, and also getting slugged in the face by Izuku or who knows what else but I suppose my view on this is fairly biased.

It's funny hearing that Deku is physically superior to Ulquirroa when he really isn't and that Black Whip and Fa Jin will make a huge difference when Ulquirroa can just murder him with Lansa Del Ralpago or Cero Oscuras.
 

The Toaru team is horribly outstated. Kakine is nigh useless and entirely featless outside of some hyperbole text before being immediately turned into paste. The only question is whether Accelerator can hardcarry.

If they have access to exotic magic like timestop, which correct me if im wrong but im sure they do, they lose easily.

No idea about the Re:Zero side but someone’s being a fucktard that hasn’t read the Dark Matter manga to argue Kakine is featless and hyperbolic

Another GenkiDipshit moment
 
Dark Matter manga shows how he can transmute everything around him into impossible things and that your pretty much fucked if you so much as breathe the air within that space containing DM elementary particles

How is this not feats?
 
If Genki had not made those Reddit respect threads, then I would've thought he only watched the anime. That's how bad his ToAru takes are in general.
Too busy making the Bleach fandom look bad than to read actual content to know what their talking about
 
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