The great alpha wouldn't usually draft somebody so soft into a war against feminism, but desperate times... This is akin to drafting an old vet out of retirement. You are old, you are run down, you are tired, but the manosphere needs you. You need to go back in time and summon the old Curry. Before you ran away from the game because you lost the stomach for it. Before you decided you "couldn't keep up". The old Curry was analytical, intuitive and every once in a blue moon, funny. We need THAT Curry! These days you are more feminine than masculine, but I believe in you. The great alpha is taking a big leap of faith here that you won't be a turncoat and side with the w*men, so you need to step up and man the fuck up.
You will have no role this game.
You win when all threats to the manosphere have been eliminated.
It is now Night 1. You have a maximum of 24 hours. Please let me know if you are not using your role tonight, instead of not saying anything.
Some people liken you to a robot. No emotion, just logic and facts. Of course, that's neglecting the very foundation of mafia and is a glaring weakness in your game, but hey, keeping a robot around to keep people reminded of the facts can be useful! The irony is, that whilst you remain robotic in your deduction of others' behaviour which leads to you treating people poorly in the face of their own emotion, you're actually becoming quite the emo-bot yourself! Constantly bemoaning people doing dumb things, or not listening to you and saying you're going to take a long break. You could try not being like trying to engage with Microsoft Sam!
I digress. This game, you will play to your strengths, which in fairness are considerable! No emotion needed, three times at night you may target a player and learn their alignment. Just cold, hard facts baby!
You win when all threats to the manosphere have been eliminated.
Finally, the role you have been waiting for your entire life has arrived! You will be a key player in the manosphere's quest to stamp out the abomination that is feminism once and for all. There is, however, an elephant in the room that needs to be addressed. You've gone soft. Limp. ... BETA. Once upon a time, The Great Grammaton would have crushed any and all w*men (and indeed anybody else in his way) on his path to greatness. Now however, you have become meek, saying soy boy things such as "I don't care about being the best. I just care about having the right solve so that I can be happy." It's absolutely disgusting, sickening. The manosphere's once greatest hope has, dare I say it, taken on feminine like qualities.
Well, the great alpha still has faith in you. He knows you still have it within yourself to be great and for this war you must call upon your mafia skills of old. Logic, ruthfullness, the ability to bully the entire thread until you get your way, belittling everybody into submission. He has such faith that he has deemed you to have extra influence over the game. Your vote will count for two. Godspeed.
You win when all threats to the manosphere have been eliminated.
It is now Day 2. With 22 alive, its 12 to lynch. You have 24 hours.
Character: Ultra Role: Serial Killer/1x Desperado Alignment: Ultimate Incel
The star of this show. The inspiration for the theme of this game. You truly have turned hating w*men into an art form as well as your entire personality. Bravo. One day, you'll be mentioned up there with the likes of Michaelangelo and Van Gogh. Thing is, you've taken it so far that it's hard not to look at what's really going on here. You don't just hate w*men, you resent them. That's because they have never wanted anything to do with you. Most likely because they can smell your desperation a mile away. This has made you jaded, bitter. You don't even just hate w*men any more, you hate everybody. You're mad at the world and have sunken futher and further into radicalisation. I bet you even have an account on 4chan, where you becry being forever alone. Mass shooting incoming!
No but really, you will be shooting a lot of people if you are to be successful this game. You are the serial killer. Each night, you may target a player and kill them. You are also immune to any standard alignment checking roles, and will survive the first attempt on your life.
Once, during a day phase, you may post "Kill [player name]* in the thread. If they are feminism aligned, they will die no matter what. If they are not feminism aligned, nobody will die, but you will lose your bulletproof vest. If your bulletproof vest is already gone, then you will die.
I realise I am playing with fire here by unleashing you on this game, but if any cause truly needed a deranged lunatic on hand, it's this one! You truly are a mad c*nt, and I mean that with admiration. Whether it's getting caught up over something silly and turning that into the ultimate death tunnel, or looking up where somebody works in order to make them feel threatened, you really have got all the tricks in your locker. You also seem to reference having a desperado shot an absurd amount, but it does fit in with your personality pretty perfectly. Boom or bust. All or nothing.
Once during a day phase, you may post "kill [player name]" in the thread. If they are feminism aligned they will die no matter what, if they are not feminism aligned then you will die instead.
You win when all threats to the manosphere have been eliminated.
You win when you are the last man standing or nothing can stop that from happening.
You now have 4.25 hours remaining. I’m a bit busy but I’ll try and get a vote count sorted soon.
You have apologised for the past, so I promise I won't utter the words "report" or "rat" in this role PM. I may hate w*men, but I am civilised. In truth, you seem to be much more centred and calm and don't go looking to seek out drama, so kudos for that personal growth. Unfortunately, you're still the drizzling shits as a mafia player. I would call you the most annoying player of all time, but T-Pein exists so I won't. There is certainly some of that old Sky fire remaining though, particularly when it comes to looking for blood in a game, or fanning the flames of others' drama. Typical w*man. You're also weirdly obsessed with not only people that disagree with you politically, but also with identifying people as creeps or weirdos. As such, you'll be the resident expert amongs the feminists when it comes to spotting an extra dangerous breed of man: the incel.
Twice at night, you may target a player and discover whether or not they are an incel.
Once at night, you may target a player for death. If they are an incel, they will die no matter what protections they are subject to (though your kill is not safe from diversion or obstruction). If they are not an incel, they won't die and you lose your shot.
A tale as old as time. What is a fairly sound mafia player is hampered by his laziness. Not only laziness, but just a deep seeded need to troll. It's like your core personality trait. Doesn't matter how well or poorly the game is going, you MUST troll at all costs. It really is a shame, as you have shown glimpses of your true power at times, but someday you're going to end up banned from more forums than you've shagged w*men. However, in in this game, it's finally your time to shine! Not only do you get to help the manosphere finally end feminism and exercise your hatred of w*man as anything more than a hole, you can focus your talents on your favourite thing: finding incels! In this game, there is one, ultimate incel. I know, I'm surprised it's not you too! You've done copious amounts of "research" on the subject and are well versed in their ways, so it should be pretty easy to spot them.
Twice at night, you may target a player and discover whether or not they are an incel.
You win when all threats to the manosphere have been eliminated.
You win when feminism controls the majority or nothing can stop that from happening.
It is now Night 2. You have a maximum of 24 hours.
Character: RDK Role: Post Restriction Alignment: Manosphere
You are probably the manosphere member that most resembles a female's personality. I don't get you. I don't think anybody gets you. Sometimes you are legit really good. Othertimes you're absolute dogshit. Sometimes you are a rational, reasonable human being. Sometimes you're properly losing your shit over absolutely nothing. If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd perhaps theorise that some sort of "cycle" was involved. I'm not, however, so I'll give the benefit of the doubt that you hate these hoes as much as I do, and are willing to crush them.
Except hime, of course. For whatever reason, this young female of barely legal age has tickled your tastebuds, and you can't stop talking about it or her. Nauseating, but I guess we all have our base urges. They just shouldn't involve females. In this game, you must include at least one reference to hime in a positive light, in every post you make. Failure to do so for 3 posts will incur a punishment.
You win when all threats to the manosphere have been eliminated.
It is now Day 3. With 19 alive, its 10 to lynch. You have 24 hours and 15 minutes.
Alco (4) - Ratchet, T-Pein, Rugrat, Melkor The Orca (5) - Xadlin, Gram, Hime, Ratchet, Alco X (10) - Gram, Melkor, Nibel, Luka, Sky, Tweet, Hime, Ekko, Alco, Flower Sky (2) - The Orca, X Hime (3) - The Orca, T-Pein, Rugrat Luka (1) - Flower
The X has reached majority and will be lynched. Day will end if a second majority is reached or if none is, the person with the most votes will also be lynched.
With 19 alive, it's 10 to lynch. You have ~5 hours remaining.
Can we plz chill it with all the insults this game? I appreciate that this game can be very frustrating and people may get under your skin but it's been going too far all game and it needs to stop. Attack the case, attack the play, plz stop attacking the player and plz stop flaming. I'm going to be forced to enforce in-game punishments if it continues, which is something I really don't want to do.
The one thing you have going for you in life is your undoubted ability to cause absolute chaos. Always dramatic, it seems to be a go-to tactic for yourself to mask your less than mediocre abilities as a mafia player. On the topic of mafia, if there's one thing that has been noticed by the great alpha, it's that the majority of your reads are held with little conviction, and in fact are usually made up on the fly in response to people asking you for them. They routinely change between posts, causing you to go back and lie about how you made the reads in the first place. What a shit show. What's going through your head when making these posts, is indeed a MyStErY.
However, it has been deemed that you will have a role that will be perfect for you. It will help you both with your indecision on your reads AND boost your ability to cause chaos.
Once this game, during the day, you may PM me and activate your troublemaker ability. This will grant town a 2nd lynch for the day. Use it wisely though, as activating this ability will ALSO grant mafia an extra faction kill the following night. All of the details of this will be announced to the thread upon the role being activated, minus the fact that the role was triggered by you. This is something you will need to convince the masses of yourself. Good luck!
You win when all threats to the manosphere have been eliminated.
Very tempting to put as much effort into this role PM as you do into most of these games but I will refrain. I will be the bigger MAN, because setting a good example for the beta cucks is important here. You know, some people may say that you use not showing up as a mask for being too afraid to mix it with the big boys because you know you're not good enough. SOME PEOPLE may say that, but certainly not me. There is talent there, and it's up to you to show it in this game instead of taking the lazy option typical of this generation's "men".
However, I can't in good conscience give you a role, knowing there's a 75% you wouldn't show up to submit it. Oh well! You will just have to outwit them the old fashioned way.
You win when all threats to the manosphere have been eliminated.
It is now Night 3. You have a maximum of 16 hours.
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