All of the stores were small, had no show windows, and were in centuries old buildings. Kamijou was more afraid to enter them than to head to a ramen shop run by a stubborn old man for the first time. He feared finding a high-class world where a single handkerchief would set him back 10,000 yen, but Othinus quickly found the best store and entered.
“It looks like a cheap one will only cost about 2500 krone. How much do you have?”
“Sensei, I don’t understand krone.”
“2500 would be about 50,000 yen.”
“How in the hell is that cheap!? Does that coat have a CPU inside!?”
“C’mon…”
“Don’t you dare bring up my ability to support myself. I’m a high school boy who was launched overseas with almost nothing but the shirt on his back!!”
“This cheap piece of junk can’t repel water at all. We’ll need to buy an umbrella as well.”
“Y’know what?”
The normal boy named Kamijou Touma took a step back and held up his thumbs and forefingers in L-shapes to create an imaginary frame.
“I think we might need to start as far back as getting you some underwear.”
“Oh, I get it. You’re insisting on mocking me at every turn, aren’t you? How about we take this outside?”
