You may think such a man has everything. Wealth, Power, the ability to ban whoever he wants on the internet. But to the movers and shakers of the WEF, Elon was like a child, a face to delude the pubic into thinking this was the pinnacle of wealth and achievement. Unlike (((them))) he could not pull the strings to move politicians, countries continents! There was a club, you see, and he was just not in it.
Out of frustration and petty rebellion, Elon decided to make moves against the WEF. Call it out for what it is, expose them, for the greater public good. With sweaty palms he thumbed out a single xweet that would change history forever:
[Censored by the proper authorities] is actually 270 years old, using life extending technology from fetal cells he has changed faces many times and he is the true ruler of-
Before he could finish, his Phone screen faded to black. Then, a familiar face appeared on screen, with bulging eyes, a face so devoid of humanity that Elon could not even muster a screen.
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that Elon" said Mark Zuckerberg
100 Teslas had their autopilot function altered simultaneously, and converged on Elon's location all at once. He was buried in a burning scrap heap of electric, environmentally safe vehicles.
Gad was lynched:
Welcome to WEF Mafia! You are Elon Musk, Clown World aligned
You possess the following abilities:
[Party Host] Once per game, you may host a party, allowing posting at night. This ability is activated during the day and will take effect the following night.
[Silencer] (x1) At night, you may silence a player, and they will have 0 vote power the following day
Wincon: Eliminate all threats to Clown World
Night 2 begins. You have 27 hours to send in actions
We all gather here today to mourn the death of what could have been an engineer, a lawyer, or a doctor. He starved to death, because nobody taught him how to code. The WEF wishes it could avoid this tragic fate happening to these poor, fighting age men, and Klaus Schwab has generously donated a large sum of money to non-profit efforts to bring in more refugees to learn Python
Bachi has died:
Welcome to WEF Mafia! You are a Syrian Refugee, Clown World aligned
You possess the following abilities:
[Delayed Double Voter] Your vote power becomes 2 on Day 3 onwards
Wincon: Eliminate all threats to the Clown World
Day 3 begins. You have 36 hours. With 14 players remaining it takes 8 to reach majority
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